We just hired a new computer engineer, and as luck would have it, he is a thin lizard man. His name is Jeffrey, and his work ethic is matched by no one else in the office. Jeffrey doesn’t take breaks. Ever. He doesn’t abuse caffeine. He just sits at his computer, typing code with one hand, updating server protocols with the other, and selling rare exotic metals on the internet using his tail. Truly, a sight to behold and, feel self-doubt about.
No one knows how old he is, but from the looks of it? 487.
Jeffrey, a genuine product of his generation.