Some of you may be wondering what the ZIPLIP INC. office is looking like right now during this seventeen year long awaited emergence of Cicadas. Well, we’re getting by. It’s tough, but we’re getting by. There was this one time when I went to go pour some cereal and the entire box was literally filled with Cicadas. This was an unopened container of Raisin Bran, mind you. We have to go through an extensive quarantine process whenever anybody enters the office, because sometimes Cicadas will be hiding in their clothing, or in their ears. We are trying to develop technology that will allow us to communicate with the insects. Ideally, we want to reach a diplomatic solution. Perhaps they can form their own country, and we can draw an amicable territory line between us and them. At ZIPLIP we are nothing if not patient when it comes to these matters. However, should an ideal resolution not be reached in due time, war is upon us.